Labels Milestones
BackIf (deepJackHoles) { } function rel2abs($rel, $base) { if (parse_url($rel, PHP_URL_SCHEME) != '' || substr($rel, 0, 2) == '//') { return array(0.1, 'Yet more stupid-simple comic-fetching.', } function get_img_tags($xpath, $query, $article) { $entries = $xpath->query("//div[@id='signoff-wrapper']"); foreach ($entries as $entry) { $article['content'] = $matches[1]; $img = preg_replace("@width=\"\d+\"@", "", $img); $article['content'] .= "
" . $entry->ownerDocument->saveXML($entry) . "
"; } } // Least I Could Do (wtf image size? Elseif (strpos($article['link'], 'jesusandmo.net') !== FALSE) { $xpath = $this->get_xpath_dealie($article['link']); elseif (strpos($article['content'], 'thedoghousediaries.com/dhdcomics/') !== FALSE) { $xpath = $this->get_xpath_dealie($article['link']); $article['content'] = $this->get_img_tags($xpath, "//div[@id='comic']/noscript/img", $article); } // CTRL+ALT+DEL Sillies // CTRL+ALT+DEL Sillies // Two Lumps $orig_content = strip_tags($article['content']); // Awkward Zombie elseif (strpos($article['link'], 'http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=') !== FALSE) { // generate holes for easier printing