{ /* absolute URL is ready! */ return $scheme . '://' . $abs; if (preg_match("@.*(get_img_tags($xpath, "//img[starts-with(@src, 'sp') and contains(@src, 'comics')]", $article); } // Least I Could Do (wtf image size?) elseif (strpos($article['link'], 'dead-philosophers.com/?p') !== FALSE.