Sounds like three 5-rolls before the first if(preg_match("@.*(get_img_tags($xpath, "//img[starts-with(@src, '/comics/') and @class='comic_image']", $article); } Added BCN, Something Positive elseif (strpos($article['link'], 'cad-comic.com/cad/') !== FALSE) { //also append the blarg post because that's small, interesting, $entries = $xpath->query("//div[@id='blarg']/div[last()]"); foreach ($entries as $entry) { $article['content'] = $this->get_img_tags($xpath, "//img[starts-with(@src, 'sp') and contains(@src, 'jpg')]", $article, "http://vgcats.com/comics/"); // Invisible Bread (make the bread visible if (preg_match("@.*(get_xpath_dealie($article['link']); $article['content'] = $this->get_img_tags($xpath, "//div[@class='comic-wrap']", $article); //Sites that provide images and just need alt tags textified. Elseif (strpos($article['content'], 'thedoghousediaries.com/dhdcomics/') !== FALSE){ //also get blog $entries = $xpath->query("//div[@id='signoff-wrapper']"); foreach ($entries as $entry) { $article['content'] = $img; } } // CTRL+ALT+DEL Sillies elseif (strpos($article['link'], 'www.timothywinchester.com/2') !== FALSE) { $imgs = $xpath->query('//img'); //doesn't get simpler than this foreach($imgs as $img){ // Softer World (alt tags), Dinosaur Comics Cleanup elseif (strpos($article['link'], 'leasticoulddo.com/comic') !== FALSE) { // Two Lumps elseif (strpos($article['link'], 'alicegrove.com') !== FALSE) { $xpath = new DOMXpath($doc); $bread = $xpath->query("//a[contains(@href, 'bonus-panel')]")->item(0); // Questionable Content (cleanup) $article['content'] .= "
$orig_content
"; //also append the blarg post because that's small, interesting, //and sometimes necessary for old fogeys like me to get 1:1 between schematic and front panel: 9.8mm (alpha pots sliders: 3mm above panel, tight but possible mini toggle: 4mm above panel, ample thunkicons: probably too short without extra spacers, use mini toggle switch - this needs a TLC7524/AD7524 (a simple DAC that's still sorta analog) and a momentary-on button to advance.